@jonnysun: a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat
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@HTXBlonde: "It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."
@Kyle_Lippert: My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography. I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that.
@NicestHippo: Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold
@jwoodham: Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.