@jonnysun: a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat
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@EliseRose5: Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.
@huntigula: WIFE: You know, you're my best friend! Am I your best friend? ME: [subtly exchanges knowing glance with our dog] Of course you are, sweetie
@weinerdog4life: No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it.
@Miniwheats2012: Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby.