@jonnysun: a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat
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@Tw1tter_K1tten: My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw "Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"
@valerie_tosi: In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say "you've got mail". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998.
@dumbbeezie: I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog