@smhbrb: A polite way to call someone's baby ugly is to say "Oh. He looks just like you."
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@Darlainky: I've never been introduced before entering a room unless you count "Shh, here she comes!"
@Donna_McCoy: Just turned a corner and bumped into a woman with drawn-on eyebrows. I'm not sure which of us was more surprised.
@Storminika: I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet. So I put on a life jacket and got on the treadmill next to her.
@SteveSuckington: "Why did u jump off that bridge?" My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?" Yes. I literally just said that