@smhbrb: A polite way to call someone's baby ugly is to say "Oh. He looks just like you."
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@SortaBad: *hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* "Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"
@Tmoney68: If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much.
@ArfMeasures: ME: *takes wife's hand* you know I've wanted to have children for 3 years WIFE: And I've told you *removes hand and sits back* we have to keep them forever
@AndrewNadeau0: If you read the entire dictionary technically you've read every book but out of order.