@TayTayJustine: A "ramification" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.
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@GingerGander: A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers, on average, so don't smoke your vegetables...
@HousewifeOfHell: Kids' complaints on vacation: - No wifi on beach - Sand is sandy - Ocean has salt in it - Lobsters? I want pizza. - Too outdoorsy outside
@JenAshleyWright: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.