@TayTayJustine: A "ramification" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.
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@breatheandlove: On the news: there's a shortage of maternity-ward staff. You could say it's a bit of a…*looks away* *mumbles* MIDWIFE crisis! (…sorry.)
@Petote: Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said
@Pirate_nurse: To be clear...putting your entire fist in your mouth should be a party trick saved for after Uncle Barry leaves