@Smethanie: A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses.
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@Breadery: I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear.
@dreamthievin: One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song
@WeissBrandon: YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store.
@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"