@nurserycrimes: a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog
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@gf3: me: *pretending to know about vegetables to impress the cashier* corm is one of my favorite yellows *gingerly taps banana*
@Jenny4ashley: A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
@chopper4jk: If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
@WilliamRodgers: It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic...