@nurserycrimes: a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog
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@DBMaxP: According to the group of firemen in our floor's breakroom... my microwave popcorn is burnt
@XplodingUnicorn: Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told? Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars.