@nurserycrimes: a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog
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@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"
@dril: i am developing a ground brekaing new app called "MOneyWallet", where you earn "Money Points" by mailing cash to my house
@hippieswordfish: everyone's always asking me 'is your son named after the movie?' and I'm like no idiot Sharknado's 5 yrs old and the movie came out in 2013
@sarcasticmommy4: Summer vacation would probably be a little more relaxing if these kids were vacationing somewhere else.