@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.
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@ceejoyner: OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun.
@HatfieldAnne: *gingerly maneuvers the garbage can back into place between a stack of crown molding we'll never use and your antique pesticide collection*
@Sarcasticsapien: I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination.
@MatCro: [office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?