@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.
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@BakedBrotatoes: -Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.
@ParentNormal: I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting.
@KenJennings: I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard "Shake It Off" 137 times.