@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.
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@DaddyJew: Some kid at the pool: wanna see me do something cool? Me: I don't even want to see my own kid do something cool
@tinatbh: All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake
@OkieGirl405: Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like