@brunopieroni: A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone.
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@QuintinForbes: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year.
@GensPlace: Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice...
@DilemmaEmmaEmma: Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day.
@DammitLarry1: When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it.