@sixthformpoet: A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.
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@BadassBarbie11: The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.
@CubanaMama82: The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.