@Nahdude83: A shirt so loud, you have to wear ear plugs when you put it on.
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@tayandmae: I may not look good naked, but I'm a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
@DaveWeasel: The words 'selfie' and 'twerk' have been added to the dictionary this year while 'charm' and 'dignity' have been removed.
@IamEnidColeslaw: The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely.
@JayUhOh: If you're out and you see a donkey, say "hey, come here donkey." He might not come but if he does, free donkey