@Nahdude83: A shirt so loud, you have to wear ear plugs when you put it on.
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@GuyConfused: Love my pillow so much because it doesn't leave my house in the morning after spending the night with me.
@adult_keverage: Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world.
@sara_ashlynn: I broke a lightbulb, smashed artwork, splattered milk from cereal bowls across kitchen walls and knocked over candles. Fly is dead.
@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.