@theshamingofjay: A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before.
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@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
@CherBear162: Who the hell buys furniture online? Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in? What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay?