@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
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@__MICHAELJ0RDAN: Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange.
@Book_Krazy: I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl. Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl
@EndhooS: I invited Alan over for dinner. "Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*