@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
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@JohnnyNami: "If someone wanted to murder you, a night light wouldn't stop them" I will never lie to my future children.
@causticbob: My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it.