@AlexvanBeek: A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender.
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@plumbur: I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: 16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said "Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew.
@dril: ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog
@SadieSmithRoks: You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash.