@Poutymcgee: A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string.
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@Schmoodles: My friend texts "ur" instead of "you're" but puts extra letters in "so" because she's "soooo happy." This is why everyone hates you, Julie.
@CatherineLMK: I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.
@KindOfASmartass: I don't steal my tweets from song lyrics! Seriously. Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.