@Poutymcgee: A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string.
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@3sunzzz: [first day in prison] "I need to speak to management. There is no way I can use this generic bar soap on my face."
@SatansTongue: *daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* "I want to color!" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK "But daddy-" DON'T CALL ME THAT
@tararose711: My 3yo's bedtime stories include: "Three-Hour Run-On Sentence," followed by, "Ask For a Drink 500 Times," and finally, "You Skipped a Page."