@Piecezilla: A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!
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@andreahardy33: Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward.
@WGladstone: My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor.
@Momtoteens: If you don’t wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren’t really raising teens.