@MrPhetz: A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom
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@ibid78: "Your word is 'oujia'" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won
@t0shiba: I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
@schmittsteve: [Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol