@Mish3l_Ali: A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter.
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@LlamaInaTux: Turbulence is when the airplane hits someone's family photos backed up in the cloud.
@MarloMeekins: 1. Get preg 2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using Satanic alchemy 3. Give birth to yourself 4. Old body dies 5. Be a baby
@Nyx422: This bum said everyone who gives him $10 gets a "special" surprise in the alley. My gut says no......but my heart says its a puppy!