@Mish3l_Ali: A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter.
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@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
@CorkyKneivel: If your girlfriend says "my pyramid is late..." Know two things: 1. Your hearing is poor 2. That's not your biggest problem right now
@tsm560: *thinks happy thoughts* *throws pixie dust in your eyes* *flies off with all your money*
@EverydayGirlDad: As a kid playing parent, I never accounted for the 8 hours a week I'd lose taking underwear out of inside out pants while doing laundry.