@SarcasticAlly12: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes.
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@NikiWithIssues: I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it.
@kimmie_1980: I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like "don't be sad" "he's not worth it" "you deserve better"!
@SciencePorn: The best thing about the Pluto image from NASA is the silhouette of Pluto the dog right on it.
@cjcapbt: I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away ..