@WilliamAder: A woman at work told me I look younger with my glasses off. I told her she looked younger with my glasses off, too.
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@NickSchug: If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like "whatever this person seems exhausting."
@LeagueofNope: I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!
@AphroditeAfter5: My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!
@ArfMeasures: ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships