@beefman138: Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going.

@ei8htiesbaby: Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played.

@cuckoo_cachu: At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*

@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?

@chelliet22: Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers.