@truegritrumble: ME: What would you like to name your new cat? KID: Dog. ME: But it’s a cat. KID: That’s the cat’s problem.

@dumbbeezie: Be careful who you piss off around here because some people use caps lock

@MoneypennyNaked: Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.

@TyEros: You need subtitles. Me to every 2yr old.

@Tammy2Tone: Looks like Brenda in Accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today...