@Hobo_Splendido: About to go for a run, because shoplifting
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@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
@stephenjmolloy: Therapist: Why are you here? Me: Ahh, the great existential question. Why are any of us- Therapist: No, I mean your appointment is tomorrow.
@FattMernandez: I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring.
@animaldrumss: son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it