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@ComedicBust: [About to have sex]

Me: I want you so bad.

Her: Take me.

Me: [rips off panties]

Her: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING PANTIES

[About to have sex]

Me: I want you so bad.

Her: Take me.

Me: [rips off panties]

Her: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING PANTIES

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