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@leslid79: Abra abracadabra. I wanna reach out and stab ya.
@ProfBoomHatch: Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because
@haleysfalling: every time you say the word "turnt" a baby gets run over by a smart car
@KalvinMacleod: Dave is coming over.
Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave?
Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING.
@Rollmaninoz: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I say unto myself I SHALL NEVER... USE APPLE MAPS AGAIN...
@curlycomedy: Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am.