@leslid79: Abra abracadabra. I wanna reach out and stab ya.
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@capricecrane: What they say: "Wow, you're really photogenic." What they mean: "Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."
@TEXASVETERAN: My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come.
@astonoha: I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet