@timdonakowski: Abraham Lincoln is in a cent until proven guilty.
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@shopkins776: I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
@SabotagedSmoke: Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood. I need to wipe.
@TomTheWicked: Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it.