@timdonakowski: Abraham Lincoln is in a cent until proven guilty.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@philyuck: Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff
@xosm: Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier.
@internetluke: [Joseph checking in to hotel] "Is there WiFi?" Only in the stable *later to Virgin Mary* "Honey, hotel was booked. Gotta stay in the stable"