@timdonakowski: Abraham Lincoln is in a cent until proven guilty.
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@MrRamBillings: One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie.
@pauleggleston: Security Guard: Can I see your ID card? Me: *flashes card quickly* SG: Show me your card again. Me: Bit weird, but OK... *flashes cardigan*
@pabstdriver: I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc.