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@fart: accidentally called the guy at the oil change place "mom"
@sofarrsogud: FRIEND. My daughter just hates her job
ME: My dogter loves hers
F: You mean dau..
ME: *shows her a pic of a puppy in scrubs* She's a dogtor
@JasonLastname: "Please stop that." -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing
@AsiaDMO: The worst thing about insomnia is discovering all the new hours of the day that you're hungry.
@trentistweeting: "are you a programmer?"
not really. me is more of an amateur grammar
@Kali_Mura: I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one.