@UNTRESOR: [accidentally makes eye contact with someone] Oh my God, I am so sorry. Are you OK?
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@Just_Lee_: When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
@trojansauce: [dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time