@vapidcontent: accidentally said "bring a ding ding those toes over here mommy" out loud to no one in particular at work the other day and one of the female employee's said "Okay, it's been fun here I quit"
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@bwebster76: Saw a bumper sticker today that said Choose Life. I can think of 10 other cereals I'd choose first.
@austen_420: Rules for meeting a puppy: 1 be cool 2 pet it 3 do not steal it 4 stop running from the owner 5 put it down 6 this isn't worth jail time
@Aspersioncast: Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?