@thebeckyard: Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors.
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@bornmiserable: Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties.
@Reverend_Scott: DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there.
@Carbosly: Baby showers are so weird. It's like "hey, congrats on having a functional reproductive system".