@thebeckyard: Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors.
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@CoopSoSarc: Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.
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@MartaEffing: Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.