@briangaar: Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting
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@KevinFarzad: Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf.
@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
@The_JRM: I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs.
@Reverend_Scott: customer service: so the vacuum works just fine but you want to return it cuz it's... too loud? me: [looks over at dog] that is correct