@JennyJohnsonHi5: According to Facebook, Sept. 11th is about posting as many pictures of crying bald eagles obscured by an American flag as you can.
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@mrjohndarby: [1st ever peacock to open up his tail] hey fellas, I dunno what it is, but i. feel. fantastic.
@notalogin: Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form.