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@errdayhustlah: According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now.
Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.

According to my neighbor’s rooster, it’s 5am now.
Also according to my neighbor’s rooster, we’re having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.

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