@CheryeDavis: According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
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@Bluestmoon_: *Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds "extremely organized" to resume.
@sucittaM: If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation.
@Fingers_of_Fury: You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.