@fsuflores: According to really smart people I should have started saving 20 years ago.
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@addmoreninjas: That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?
@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
@Rich_McCarthy: Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife "promised" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid.
@NathanBgood: Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, "in RuneScape."