@mydmac: According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language.
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@MarlonBrandNO: MOM: Story time ME: Yay! MOM: it's called "The Little Engine that Could, but doesn't cuz he's a little shit that won't move out" ME: mom?
@DeepDarkFear: "Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song." - Indians
@ScottLinnen: So many haunted "mansions." Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost.