@mydmac: According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language.
@shiksaaa: Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer.
@Try2StopME: My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister..
@Douchekevin: If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back.
@BigBec43: This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me