@mydmac: According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language.
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@1followernodad: If I had gone to Rydell High, I would have walked right up to Rizzo and asked, "Rizzo? Is that short for Chorizzo?"
@TheCatWhisprer: You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun.
@dafloydsta: Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf.
@AristotlesNZ: Boss: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Me: Not cool, dude. Jan's just pregnant. Him:.. Me: Jan if you report this I got your back.