@mydmac: According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language.
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@amphy1981: Life goals: Age 6: Be a pirate 10: Kiss more girls 16: Be 18 21: Be rich by 30 22 - 32: *File corrupted* 33: Improve on napping
@robfee: Everybody at this intervention is telling me I have a drug problem but I'm not the one with a melting eagle face & gyrating serpent arms.
@Ilovelamp1979: This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car.
@ReginaldDennys: Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.