@SardonicTart: "Act your age!" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt.
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@sixfootcandy: People need to learn the difference between heroin and heroine. One is exceedingly more difficult to fit into a syringe.
@CallousBalzac: BRITS: Put extra vowels in all of the words! WELSH: Fckn Brts tk r vwls. Lts jst mk nw wrds wtht thm, xcpt y. Y cn sty.
@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate