@SardonicTart: "Act your age!" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt.
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@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.
@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?
@UncleDuke1969: "Here's Ted with the weather." "..." "I said... Here's Ted with the weather." "..." "Ted?" "THAT's what an unanswered text feels like, Sue."
@brandonIee: Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked