@KevinBuffalo: Actually, I thought 50 Shades Of Grey was about Taco Bell meat.
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@Tmoney68: The International Space Station was assembled IN SPACE. I can't follow one page of illustrated instructions to assemble an IKEA dresser.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: When driving: *shakes fist at pedestrians* When walking: *shakes fist at motorists* When running: *shakes fist at the murderer chasing me*
@juliussharpe: I bet "Fifty Shades of Grey" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost.
@MrPhetz: Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon