@notalogin: Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market.
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@Donnie_Fairburn: [trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend
@AnOrangeSNES: *grabs walmart intercom* WHY DID YOU LET ME GRAB THIS INTERCOM? I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE *fighting noises* YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB
@FakeDeanAccount: Q: If you could be any animal, which one would you be? A: The drummer from the Muppets, next question.