@notalogin: Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market.
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@SocialustGal13: There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people
@LoveNLunchmeat: Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
@GibJimson: If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing.
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.