@jrza84: Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that "there's lots of French people over there". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself.
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@wickedsuga: Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be.
@13spencer: After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward.
@p_net: Her: Describe your ideal date. Me: I'd order an extra large pizza. Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing? Me: Oh, you'd be there, too?
@hazelmotes1: Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink.