@fart: adam sandler's wife is madam sandler
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@KateWhineHall: Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand.
@TheAlexP: Hey buddy, if you didn’t want me napping in your pet store you shouldn’t have sleeping rooms filled with puppies.