@MaraWritesStuff: Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too
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@YourDailyGroan: Why cotton swab companies haven't used "just the tip" as an advertising slogan yet is beyond me.
@Rollinintheseat: Kid: "I want to be a doctor when I grow up." Mom: "You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."
@YesThatAmy: If I did the math right, 8 of you are serial killers and 1,246 of you are eating Nutella.
@LuvPug: Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber.