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@iamspacegirl: [after blowing out all the candles on my cake]

him: Did you wish for world peace again?
me: haha of course.

*A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*

[after blowing out all the candles on my cake]

him: Did you wish for world peace again?
me: haha of course.

*A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*

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