@ClaytonSykes: After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If this Starbucks barista calls me m'lady one more fucking time I'm going to put on my knight's armor and make him my squire.
@Cpez38: *points w/ middle finger* "Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else" - Me giving directions.
@themorris23: Ive always hated math because, in my head, all the word problems sounded like this: The spaghetti envelopes are triangular. Find X.