@ClaytonSykes: After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.
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@MummaCrazy: 10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is.
@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol
@Underchilde: Don’t worry if you’re not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield.