@KentWGraham: After Jaws, I wouldn’t go in water. After the Godfather, I wouldn’t eat at Italian restaurants. I wish I’d seen the Omen before having kids.
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@HatfieldAnne: “Just how serious are you about keeping me as a customer?” *slides hand across table to take a second promotional pen
@OneFunnyMummy: I'm not afraid I'll yell out the wrong name during sex, I'm afraid I'll yell out the name of the candy bar I'm thinking about.
@Holy_Mowgli: restaurant owner: you start on monday me: I can't wait restaurant owner: I don't think this will work out then