@CrazyClarine: After Paris my Airbnb host tried to say I stained her sheets & headboard w/ hair dye, but the gag is I don't wear hair to bed.
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@Sanbel11: [job interview for psychic] INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? ME: Well played.
@TheSharona06: Oh, I see you're an extrovert. Sorry, we can't be friends. I already have a friend who's an extrovert. One of you is enough.