@ShanaRose21: After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
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@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
@Angrea: OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew.