@ShanaRose21: After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Her: What are your desires? Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional.
@DecantAndPour: I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me.
@SequelsWeWant: Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants