@pinupteacher: After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game.
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@GibJimson: If you say "I knew you were going to say that" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.
@UnFitz: I’m prepared for anything. Pull the rug out from under me and you’re gonna find another rug under there.
@pixelatedboat: COMMENCE ANNIHILATI... Sorry, wrong notes, that's tomorrow's speech. Here's the right one: You have nothing to fear from Project Omega ...