@MarfSalvador: [After sitting for a portrait for 18 hours] Where's the artist?
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@longwall26: God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]
@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
@markleggett: What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.