@notalogin: After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big.
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@sara_ashlynn: When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch.
@Ilovelamp1979: RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying "Thank You", after you've held the door for them.
@bingowings14: Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? - How to annoy an Avenger when you're on a road trip.