@notalogin: After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big.
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@gorrdano: Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks.
@OfficialMizGin: Him: Why do you wear riding boots? You don’t ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers? You don’t sneak.
@Knob_ish: Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!