@timdonakowski: After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down.
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@sarcasticmommy4: My son asked for help with his math homework as we pulled into the school parking lot. Then I laughed & laughed & told him to get out.
@robdelaney: I'm so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.
@slimmy_shady: Her: "How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!" Me: "I know, I'm completely exhausted."