ME: is this heaven or hell
SPIRIT: idk why don’t you bing it
ME: oh noooooo
@CulturedRuffian: Her: I like long walks on the beach.
Me: Is there WiFi?
Me: The beach.
Me: We should see other people.
@NintenDom: It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click "Maybe" on the event invite and then not show up.
@attheUC: Relationship status:
-Applies sunscreen to wall.
-Rubs back on wall.
@Darlainky: Him: My tummy feels crummy.
Me: Too much rummy, dummy.
@brianbowman73: Her: My baby is 28 months old.
Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall.
Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?