ME: is this heaven or hell
SPIRIT: idk why don’t you bing it
ME: oh noooooo
@audipenny: *carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*
@stuzario: Don't tell me where I go when I die, I want it to be a surprise
@ericsshadow: Broke my ankle at 19 years old and didn't miss a single day waiting tables. Last week I took 3 days off work because my cat had diarrhea.
@Darlainky: I forgot the word “memorial” so I called it a dead person shout out.
@inanimatecorpse: The bit in Snow White when Grumpy's like "put her in a glass coffin so we can see her decompose"
And Doc's like
"Man! You're getting worse!"