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@jonathantony: Age 20: "You free for lunch?"
"Yeah, meet you there now."

Age 30: "You free for lunch?"
"Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."

Age 20: “You free for lunch?” 
“Yeah, meet you there now.”

Age 30: “You free for lunch?” 
“Yes, let’s schedule it in for 3 weeks from now.”

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